The Friday Funny from Cookie’s Comedy Corner
I went to the doctor today complaining about my tennis elbow. She said, "how many months have you had it?" I said "about 15, love."
I went to the doctor today complaining about my tennis elbow. She said, "how many months have you had it?" I said "about 15, love."
My mate Dave asked me if I know where there are any jobs going.I said, try the Search and Rescue Team, they're always looking for someone.
I just bought a Welsh sat-nav. It's the Dai-Version
My plan is to plant Horse Chestnut trees all over the country. Yes, I'm going to conker the nation!
A mummy has been discovered in Egypt, covered in chocolate and nuts. Archaelologists think it's probably Pharaoh Rocher.
I can cut a piece of wood in half just by looking at it. You might not believe me but I saw it with my own eyes!
Did you hear about the detective who dropped his phone? He cracked the case!
I tried to think of a carpentry joke that woodwork. I think I nailed it but nobody else saw it!
I bought a pair of those Dorito swim shorts today. I'm going for a dip later.
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