The Friday Funny from Cookie’s Comedy Corner
My uncle always said "as one door closes, another one opens." Lovely man, terrible cabinet maker!
My uncle always said "as one door closes, another one opens." Lovely man, terrible cabinet maker!
I can cut a piece of wood in half just by looking at it. You might not believe me but I saw it with my own eyes!
I went to the doctor the other day. I said, have you got something for wind? So he gave me a kite.
I bought a pair of those Dorito swim shorts today. I'm going for a dip later.
Q. what goes ha ha ...clonk? A. a man laughing his head off!
Have you ever tried eating a clock? It's very time consuming, especially if you go back for seconds!
Have you read the book about two insects who fell in love while visiting Italy? It's a Rome - ants
My Geography teacher asked if I could name a country with no "R" in it.....I said "No Way!"
Orion's Belt is a big waist of space.....Terrible joke - only 3 stars
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